The Smiling Abyss

People friendly to Republicans are making money off of this. Some estimates indicate private companies are making roughly $750 per kid...

Has it been anywhere or seen anything amazing? Did it put any footprints on the moon? Has it worked in dozens of countries? Has it ever...

You've probably noticed an increase lately in the number of people who are self appointed play by play commentators. They comment on...

Only 1.17% of the boomers were hippies. Yep. Nixon and Hoover had their panties bunched up over a very tiny portion of the population....

Thirty two million adult Americans are illiterate. That's roughly 14% of the adult population. Something to be proud of.

A man in a suit walks up to a podium and starts reading statistics from a book: 10 times the gun murder rate of this country... 50 times...

Most people are broke. Fix that.

It can spend hours and hours doing what it finds interesting. It can maintain that interest for years. It doesn't have a problem with...

How do you think things manage to get done when you're not around? Since you're constantly micro-managing everyone around you it seems...

Several decades from now there will be hundreds of millions of people forced to leave low elevation areas due to rising water levels. The...

In 1960 a U2 was shot down over the Soviet Union. This pissed off the U2's designers at Plant 42 in Palmdale. Four years later a...

The top 500 enjoyed a $1.2 trillion dollar increase in worth in 2019. That's a 25% increase over 2018. To put that into perspective the...

Forget the impeachment. We're going to war!!! War!! War!!! War!!! Get them comyernists!!!! Forget the trial!!!!! If you're not with us...

In 1980 tuition was $5k and the minimum wage was $3.10. In 2016 tuition was $49k and the minimum wage was $7.25. That's a 9.8x increase...

Over half of your income is spent on housing, if you could afford to go to school you would need an exceptional salary or you would never...

Keep on impeaching Komrade Bonespurs. Make an announcement today that declassified information from the Mueller report is grounds for...

Re-start the Un-American Activities hearings. Drag the Republicans into a televised setting and bring up how they always seem to be...

The Republican colostomy bags are going to rig the impeachment trial. Don't let them get their hands on the process. How? Don't end the...

The President of the United States of America has been ordered by a court of law to pay out $2 million dollars in fines because he stole...

Komrade DoucheBazooka rides the escalator down to a throng of news media weasels who are salivating over the extra money they're going to...