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One More Burn from Thomas Paine

To argue with a man who has renounced the use and authority of reason, and whose philosophy consists in holding humanity in contempt, is...

Douche R-Moscow

Ron Johnson voted for the ultra wealthy to write off yachts and private jets as a tax deduction. He voted against a $1200 relief amount...

Moronacalypse

Why are facts so frightening to a lot of people? Why have so many of us become aggressively stupid? Why do so many of us take pride in...

Where Did the Billion$ Go?

Congressweenies (who got paid their $130k/year salaries while grandstanding for 9 months) decided to give $600 back to the tax paying,...

God Gets Bailout Money

He got $1200. She got $1200. Of their own tax money. Evangelical churches got $7.3 billion. Of your tax money. Churches don't pay taxes....

Jan 21/2021

If Comrade Pussygrabber doesn't have a dump truck full of subpoenas dumped on him the very second Air Force One dumps him off in a...

"It's Just One Guy"

Says the MAGA hat wearer concerning the MAGABomber. The same MAGA hat that supported the annihilation of two countries, hundreds of...

Hugo Chavez Did It!!!!

One of the crackpot lawyers of the Trumpstapo mentioned in court that the election was rigged by a super secret cabal involving Hugo...

Never Pay Taxes Again!!

Start a company in the Cayman Islands with a different name than the one you own here. Have the Cayman company own Intellectual Property...

Universal Healthcare is Horrible!!!!

Out of all the democratic countries with universal healthcare systems exactly none of them have voted to remove these systems. Commies.

Idea for the Left #34

Instead of spending all your attention on statues after another racist murder how about spending some of your attention on the murderer?...

It's A Hoax!!!!

1,500 people die from hypothermia every year. That's only 0.0005% of the population!! Yet here we are wearing expensive coats, mittens...

It's All Rigged!!!

If the Democrats were rigging elections why did Trump win in 2016? Why do the Republicans control the Senate? Why aren't Democrats...

Masks vs Kneeling

Are the yammering clueless morons who are saying that wearing a mask violates their freedom the same finger pointing mouth breathers who...

Newt Shithead

Newt just asked why the Georgia state secretary is adding so many drop boxes and voting stations. "Is he really that intimidated by...

Limbaugh Diarhhea

"Republicans just don't do this kind of thing", in response to a bombing should have been, "It must have been a right winger because...

Media Yawns

A bunch of frothing at the mouth armed morons rioted, stabbed people and defaced a church. Why no news media indignance? The rioters were...

American Gestapo Raids House

The crime? Accurately reporting COVID-19 numbers. The raided house belonged to the scientist who was fired for reporting on the actual...

We're All Gonna Die!!!!!! Take #Whatever

The psycho-news-weenies are at it again - they're reporting on the one person who had an adverse reaction to the Covid vaccine. Here's...

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