Play by Play Commentators

You've probably noticed an increase lately in the number of people who are self appointed play by play commentators.

They comment on everything you do and say whereby everything you do and say is somehow wrong. They're not listening to understand; they're listening to respond.

Even if you haven't done or said anything yet.

There seem to be two major types:

A) Soapbox Napoleon

This metaphorical creature stands on a soapbox and spews rhetoric all day long. What it says can be summarized by three sentences:

1. Do you know who I think I am?

2. You're not living your life to my satisfaction

3. You have to justify everything you do and say to me

B) Tiny Finger Pointer

This person will desperately try to make itself feel bigger by belittling everyone and everything around it. It seeks to elevate its position above the playing field by artificially lowering the playing field.

It has become virtually impossible to not run into one of these two during the day's activities.