Idea for Democrats
- Mr Void

- Dec 16, 2019
- 1 min read
Updated: Jan 5, 2020
The Republican colostomy bags are going to rig the impeachment trial.
Don't let them get their hands on the process.
How?
Don't end the impeachment hearings.
Drag them on until the 2020 elections.
Have Stormy Daniels on live television describe Trump's tiny barely functional weird penis.
Get every one of the 100+ women he's sexually harassed to describe the events.
Get all the contractors and vendors he's stiffed to describe what he's actually like to deal with.
Drag his court ordered fine of $2 million for stealing money from charities into the spot light.
Have retired CIA officers explain why they think Trump is a Soviet asset.
Bring up how Moscow Mitch is setting up a rigged trial to please his Soviet overlords.
Bring up the endless emoluments clause violations.
The Republicans will not be swayed by any evidence at this point; they've become a cult. They're simply too far gone at this point to be worth any attempts at using moral arguments or facts.
Your goal is to cause Komrade Bonespurs to go absolutely DEFCON 1.
All legal avenues have been closed and the constitution has been sent through the shredder a long time ago. You might as well get as many shots in as possible and hope he goes completely berserk and starts dry humping the left leg of Lincoln's statue.
Let's see the Republicans explain that away.

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