The TV Appearance

It sleeps in a house the design of which has been improved over centuries by structural engineers. It is woken in the morning by sound emanating from a smart phone designed by an army of scientists and engineers. It showers under water originating from a water treatment plant deemed to be necessary after scientists discovered untreated water was killing people.

It drives to the city in a vehicle that is a marvel of structural, mechanical, electrical and computer science.

At the television studio it gets makeup applied and is fitted for a microphone. The audio and video will be multiplexed, digitized and uploaded to a satellite for mass distribution. The city is powered by several nuclear reactors.

After the show's theme ends the first statement out of its mouth is to say science doesn't work.

There isn't a single word in any language to adequately describe how much of an idiot this person is.