Strawman Tip

"I can't believe you said (insert delusional crap here that no one said)".

"So what you're saying is (insert delusional crap here that no one said)".

What if no one says anything that allows you an opportunity to service your annoying personality disorder(s)? What can you do?

Attribute a sentence to someone that allows you an opportunity to apply your carefully rehearsed rebuttal.

This trick will allow you to be annoying and service a control freak personality disorder at the same time.

Win-win.