I'm not tiny...you are

It seeks as its sole purpose in life to elevate its position vs the level of the playing field. The playing field is us. It could perform the elevation by walking on the moon, winning a Nobel prize, flying an SR71 or writing a symphony, however all of that takes hard work, talent, drive and.....the hell with all that stuff - it's all so five minutes ago.

It elevates its position vs the playing field by artificially lowering the playing field.

It's a tiny person desperately trying to make itself feel bigger by belittling everything and everyone around it.

They're everywhere.

If you tell it, "What a tiny smarmoidal loser you are!" it blows a head valve.

Do it often.