Do You Know Who I Think I Am?

It stands on a soapbox wearing a Napoleon costume. It can't stop talking. Its chest is puffed up and it`s pointing a finger at you while asking, "Do you know who I think I am?".

Followed by, "You're not living your life to my satisfaction".

Followed by, "You have to justify everything you do and say to me".

This is clearly a very important person.

However, if you put on your Napoleon costume, stand on your soapbox, point your finger back at it and ask, "Do you know who I think I am?" its genitals will fall off.

Apparently Napoleon can dish it out, but not take it very well.

If you tell it to get over itself it will produce a massive bowel movement, stand on top of it and scream, "How dare you talk to me like that!! Don't you know who I think I think I am?".

It doesn't get that it's not that important. It doesn't get that it doesn't get it.

It has no accomplishments, talent or tales of travels to strange lands.

It's very rare to make it through a day without having to deal with one of these idiots.